If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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