Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I know her cup size but not her name....
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