i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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