Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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