You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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