the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I have feelings that need drinking.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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