Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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