3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.