She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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