just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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