She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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