so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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