i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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