I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Randomize
