Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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