What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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