Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Me too!
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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