Little spoons don't ask big questions
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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