mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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