Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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