Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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