Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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