I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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