She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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