I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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