Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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