Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
well you can't waste a boner
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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