I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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