Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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