There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Randomize
