..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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