It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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