He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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