I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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