I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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