i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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