He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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