Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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