i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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