Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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