We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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