I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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