508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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