So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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