john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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