I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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