Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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