I am in a vortex of obligation.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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