I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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