I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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