hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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