I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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