maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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