Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My dick has a subreddit
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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