She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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